![]() ![]() We have talking shrunken head “Do Not Disturb” door hangers, zombies are there to handle your every need and witches keep the place clean. Q: What kinds of things does Hotel Transylvania have to offer that monsters can’t find anywhere else?ĭracula: Well, first of all, it’s simple: NO HUMANS.ĭracula: We have the kinds of amenities that monsters just love: culinary delicacies like spleens-in-a-blanket – even deviled lizard fingers, though I prefer the spleens. I had had enough, and so had everyone I knew. ![]() For centuries, everywhere we’ve turned, humans have come at us with torches, pitchforks, yelling, trying to scoop out our brains and put candy in our heads instead. Q: What made you decide to open Hotel Transylvania which is a hotel for monsters?ĭracula: There’s no safe place for monsters to go, to be free from humankind, where they can be themselves with their families. Q: Now, I’ve heard you say that monsters no longer kill humans, is that true?ĭracula: We never did, it’s just so primitive. They’ve gotten very good at it – with “Near Blood,” “Blood Beaters.” It tastes the same, if not better, to be quite honest. ![]() So I use blood substitutes, as do most of the other vampires I know. You don’t know where it’s been and it can be so fatty. Q: So, as a vampire, you don’t need to drink human blood?ĭracula: It’s not healthy, truly. So I should be scared right now that you’re going to try and suck my blood or something?ĭracula: No way – how do I know where your blood has been? I watch my cholesterol, and I just saw you eating a hot dog from that man on the street, so no way! They all think I go “Bleh-bleh-bleh” all the time – which is really annoying and not true. Have you ever met anyone else named Dracula? Of course not. Question: Now, c’mon – are you really the Count Dracula?ĭracula: Of course I’m the Count Dracula – what a human thing to ask! Look at my cape, my fangs. For Drac, catering to these infamous friends is no problem - but his world could come crashing down when a human backpacker, Jonathan, stumbles on the hotel for the first time and befriends Mavis. On one special weekend, Dracula has invited some of the world’s most famous monsters - Frankenstein and his wife, the Mummy, the Invisible Man, a family of werewolves, and more - to celebrate his daughter Mavis’ 118th birthday. Hotel Transylvania is Dracula’s lavish five-stake resort, where monsters and their families can live it up, free to be the monsters they are without humans to bother them. ![]()
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